By Elaine Santore
April 2, 2008
Photos by Luke Thomas
Chris Daly takes the national stage for his stand against the Chinese government’s human rights violations. And he’s not even Chinese!
PS: Somebody please tell Pat Murphy to stop visualizing himself in Daly’s pants. That’s NOT the proper way to use The Secret.
Meanwhile, Nathan Ballard is visualizing a turkey sandwich. Mmm….
April 4, 2008 at 5:32 pm
Whoever this is, he’s more likely thinking “Hah! I even can’t SEE this pissed-off woman flipping me off …”
April 4, 2008 at 3:58 pm
Well, that was either a senior moment or a case of separate at birth. The beard is so alike. Luke says it is Nathan Ballard!
April 2, 2008 at 10:42 pm
The last time I checked, that is not Nathan Ballard! And since the person shown is a former chef, I believe his dreams would be a bit more imaginative than a turkey sandwich.
April 2, 2008 at 8:03 pm
Actually I think he’s dreaming of a Sacramento corner office and figuring out how he can get a job with Mr Moonbeam. At least he’s a reasonably smart rodent and knows when to abandon sinking shits.
April 2, 2008 at 4:15 pm
bravo elaine. hilarious!